A good friend

A good friend:

Drives out to sit on the side of the road with you when you are waiting for help

Recognizes that you're pale and not feeling well and takes care of you

Reads you your favourite book from when you were a kid before you go to bed

Makes mac and cheese at 2am for your drunk ass

Will get drunk and hoochie dance with you

Would watch your favourite movie - even if it is 5 hours long

Dresses up with you and walks to the local 7/11 to freak out the clerks and customers

Gives you your fav candy to bribe you to do your work

Holds the fence so you can crawl under and not tear your clothes or skin

Helps you paint your nails in the back row of an awful - yet easy math class

Takes the blame for your tping the basketball team's cars


So far, I am a pretty good friend :)