No, it's MINE

I went to the store the other day to get me an XBox. Marsh was there with me because it is the weekend and he is here this time. Anyway, we go and get the XBox and some guy comes up to us and asks Marsh about it like it was for him. When we went to the check out line the woman said something about it being for him. No, it is MINE! I have tits and I am buying an X Box! The two things are NOT mutually exclusive. So here I go to beat some ass on Soul Calibur 2. I need to do the weapons mode to earn my favourite character, the sassy Seung Mina.